A Treasure Trove of 40 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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John Summers • Contributor
Jan 3, 2025 11:00 PM EST

What's the ultimate food to bring to a D&D session? The automatic answer is pizza, of course—it's quick, hassle-free, and the pre-determined number of slices helps avoid literal food fights. But let's be real: it's also ridiculously oily, and the second someone suggests a topping, the table devolves into a 35-minute debate about whether mushrooms belong on pizza (spoiler: they absolutely do).

If you ask me, the real MVP of session snacks is Chinese food. It comes in neat little containers you can pass around the table, the chopsticks keep everyone's hands clean (so no greasy dice), and the variety means everyone can find something they love. Plus, the fortune cookies? Instant props for hidden messages found in treasure chests. Problem solved! While you dream of lo mein and legendary loot, these 40 D&D memes will keep the laughs flowing and the dice rolling.

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  • 01
    claire... @anddreadful Forget "tank” or “healer” the most important dnd party member role is "person who touches the cursed objects" 11:25 AM - 12/5/22 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 02
    Enemy:* Fires ballista* Monk:*Catches it* Monk: My turn.
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    My players waiting after I've been rolling damage Did we win a prize? Yox maching Me the DM Only the best prize of all New character sheets
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    I cast "Magic Missile." Roll 3d4. BOOM! inkyrickshaw.com @inkyrickshaw
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  • 05
    THAT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR A CAMPAIGN SOMEONE SHOULD RUN IT I'M THAT SOMEONE HM THAT SOMEONE imgflip.com
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    My plug just gave me this wtf SKOOMA 9929
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    OOH, TREASURE~! WAIT WHAT IF IT'S TRAPPED? OR WORSE: A MIMIC! GOOD POINT HEY ARE YOU A MIMIC? BECAUSE IF I ASK, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. THERE'S ACTUALLY NO LAW THAT SAYS THAT.
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    The tiefling when they're ready to cast hellish rebuke on an enemy: 0000 Come on come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it, come on hit me
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  • 09
    When the Bard runs out of spell slots CROPVIDEO
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    DMs the moment they meet someone not in their game: YOU WANNA SEE SOME STUFF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOW ANYONE?
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    My players: How were we supposed to know that jug was cursed?! The jug:
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    し Creature immune to nonmagical damage imgflip.com Fighter rolling a nat 20 with their Greatsword ☑
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    big-boss-things Follow 1 Sep dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods" big-boss-things Follow 1 Sep "mods can we ban this guy"
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  • 14
    When you come in late to your D&D session. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GRAB A CACTUS
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  • 15
    Me working on improving my life Me perfecting my character's gear/stats
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  • 16
    Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Draw ... @OregonRolledA20 Player: How far ahead have you planned out this adventure? Me: you know how video games have rendering distance? Player: ya? Me: I DM on the lowest settings.
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    Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck D&D Tip: If you are looking for a Wizard in a crowd, cast Locate Object on bat guano. It is the material component for Fireball. I am naturally assuming most people don't regularly carry bat poop in their pockets. 10:30 AM 2/6/22 Twitter Web App
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  • 18
    DM: "Please make a stealth check." ROUGE BARD PALADIN BARBARIAN
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    yourplayersaidwhat 2ft tall, 25lb Kobold Rogue: "Please don't take away my emotional support dragonborn." 7'1", 300lb Dragonborn Barbarian: "Yeah, she might get carried away by an above average owl."
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  • 20
    When the orphans your party just rescued start thanking you in infernal So anyway I started Smiting FX
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    % 0.9% when someone says you're the worst martial class so you punch their blood and they die three weeks later 0.12% 200 0.168 22 2401 902 0.076 2.286 14563 1.0287 2.344 12 monks 4 0.234 0.1902 N/A
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  • 22
    If a tabaxi druid wild forms into a big cat, did he actually change form? made with mematic
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    Druid Since we're in downtime, could I wildshape into an anteater and eat a bunch of ants? DM That feels weird, but I'll allow it
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    DM: As you enter the room you spot a wooden scepter set upon an altar. It matches the description of the Finger of Azuth, the sacred relic that magnifies the power of any magic conjured near it a hundredfold. Paladin: We need to destroy it to make sure it's never used for evil again! Wizard: Agreed. I cast fireball at the altar. DM:
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    8L 20 attom cation 19 13 Licenso Bottom 723 rick MaR You want to play D&D, right? DM And to play D&D, we have to find a time that works for you. PLAYER Yup. PLAYER Yup. PLAYER D DM And the only way I can know what works for you is for you to tell me. That makes sense to me. PLAYER DM Are you free next Sunday? DM 0 PLAYER DM Seen 0
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    ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE
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    Coworker: I dont know, playing D&D seems a bit childish if you ask me. I mean its just playing pretend. Me: I Shut up. Some of us prefer illusion to despair. FYSPRINGFIELD
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  • 28
    I'M NOT ONLY A WIZARD IMCE FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
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  • 29
    My introvert friends coming over to play Call of Cthulhu.
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  • 30
    I absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge the authority of any DM not wearing the official Dungeons & Dragons® Dungeon Master™ uniform: DUNGEONS DRAGONS DUNGEON MASTER INCLUDES: Rob Coller, Bald Cap Wig
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    Bag of holding Coca Bag of holding
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    DUNGEONS &DRAGONS SCHEDULES & CONFLICTS
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    imgflip.com Ring of Magic Missile Artificer edition
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  • 34
    Chat Profile i Ꮽ You liked photo. Are you a dungeon master Today 10:26PM Not sure if you're asking whether I lead my friends on intriguing adventures through fantastical cities to battle the vilest of foes or whether I'll tie you up. Either way, the answer is the same. Today 10:35PM im dead thats a good answer Today 10:54PM You're not dead, just unconscious. You still have to roll 3 death saving throws Sent Send a message Send
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  • 35
    My recent D&D party when faced with a mystery... SOMETHING'S WRONG. MURDER ISN'T WORKING AND THAT'S ALL WE'RE GOOD AT.
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  • 36
    Rogue: Are there any enemies near by? DM:Roll a perception check Rogue: *rolls* Natural 1... DM: You hear a slimy sound, yet you faintly smell something cooking. Rogue: Can I smell what is cooking? DM: Yes, the Rocktopus, roll initiative.
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  • 37
    Beadle & Grimm's @BeadleAndGrimms Bard: You need to have a positive outlook! Rejoice in life! The Barbarian: LAUGH
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  • 38
    Me: *interrogates a captured bandit by stuffing coins into his mouth and threatening to cast Heat Metal* My DM:
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  • 39
    You PROBABLY NOTICED I tend to roll quite low it's a strategy so I don't steal the other players' Spotlight I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU ARE extremely unlucky N-NO... ITS LIKE, ALL PLANNED, I'M SMART AS HECK...
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    WITH A FLICK OF MY WRIST ANDA WRENCH OF MY ARM I CAST EXPLOSION TO DO YOU GREAT HARM G0532
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